{"id":5526,"date":"2014-02-25T09:24:19","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T14:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/?p=5526"},"modified":"2014-03-19T12:08:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-19T16:08:42","slug":"flash-pans-2014-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/?p=5526","title":{"rendered":"Flash Pans! (Winter, 2014 Edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mostly Mean-Spirited One-Liners<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

“Ladies in Lavender<\/strong>” (Cornish old darlings, dreamy German fiddler): Baguettes<\/p>\n

\"Dames<\/a>

Dames Judi and Maggie: Far from the Madding Kraut.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Chicken Run<\/strong>” (“Stalag 17” with claymation chickens): Fowl ball<\/p>\n

\"Hey<\/a>

Hey-hey in the hen house.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“The Virgin Suicides<\/strong>” (Teen hotties keep bumping themselves off): Croakettes<\/p>\n

\"Eternal<\/a>

Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Eternal slumber party.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Field of Dreams<\/strong>” (Lad and dad baseball weepie): Corn ball<\/p>\n

\"Bush<\/a>

Bush league.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Rain Man<\/strong>” (Jerk kidnaps half-wit brother from nuthouse): Idiots, avaunt!<\/p>\n

\"Cruise,<\/a>

Cruise, Hoffman: Nowhere men.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“The Blue Lagoon<\/strong>” (Timorous kiddie porn): Keister Island<\/p>\n

\"Blue<\/a>

New Jersey Blue Chris Blue Shields<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Les Diaboliques<\/strong>” (Wife and mistress plot to kill man they share): Croak monsieur<\/p>\n

\"Go<\/a>

Go soak your head!<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Father of the Bride<\/strong>” (Wedding hilarity as told by dolorous dad): Pa humbug<\/p>\n

\"Taylor<\/a>

Taylor and Tracy: Hot ‘n’ Sot.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Hamlet<\/strong>” (Crazy Larry sulks a lot, wins awards): The Prince and the Papa<\/p>\n

\"'Oh,<\/a>

‘Oh, Mama, how could<\/em><\/span> you?’<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“The Lost Weekend<\/strong>” (Ray Milland drinks, tilts at gin mills): Baloney on rye<\/p>\n

\"Double<\/a>

Three fingers of wry — no ice.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mostly Mean-Spirited One-Liners “Ladies in Lavender” (Cornish old darlings, dreamy German fiddler): Baguettes “Chicken Run” (“Stalag 17” with claymation chickens): Fowl ball “The Virgin Suicides” (Teen hotties keep bumping themselves off): Croakettes “Field of Dreams” (Lad and dad baseball weepie): Corn ball “Rain Man” (Jerk kidnaps half-wit brother from nuthouse): Idiots, avaunt! “The Blue Lagoon” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p40pmy-1r8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5526"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5887,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5526\/revisions\/5887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}