{"id":6206,"date":"2014-05-28T17:59:53","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T21:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/?p=6206"},"modified":"2014-05-29T09:23:16","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T13:23:16","slug":"flash-pans-summer-2014-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/?p=6206","title":{"rendered":"Flash Pans! (Summer, 2014 Edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mostly Mean-Spirited One-Liners<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

“Knocked Up”<\/strong> (Troll + babe + one night stand = bun in oven; yuks ensue): About a Boink
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\"Katharine<\/a>

Katharine Heigl, Seth Rogen: She’s having his baby — dream on, you fat fuck!<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“St Elmo’s Fire”<\/strong> (Saccharine Brat Pack yackfest): Treacle me Elmo
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\"Lowe,<\/a>

Lowe, Moore, Estevez, Sheedy, Nelson, Winningham, McCarthy: The Seven Bummers of the Eighties World.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Raging Bull”<\/strong> (Palooka takes dive, loses soul, gains pounds): Bull — steaming piles of it
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\"Robert<\/a>

Robert De Niro: La Motta Be in Pictures.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“The Champ”<\/strong> (Kiddie sees Pop, a pug, die in prizefight): The sticky sweet science
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\"Ricky<\/a>

Ricky Schroeder and Jon Voight, directed by boxing maven Franco Zeffirelli — A.J. Liebling he ain’t.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Rocky”<\/strong> (Tomato can gets chance, goes distance, loses bout, wins geekette): Idiot, box!
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\"Sylvester<\/a>

Sylvester Stallone, Burgess Meredith: Punchy’s cornerman, the Penguin, makes with the tips, life lessons.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Pretty Maids All in a Row”<\/strong> (Rock Hudson drops trou in misogynist schlock): Rock bottom
\n

\"Take<\/a>

Take off them duds! The lovely, lovely Angie Dickinson is Rock’s beard.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“On the Waterfront”<\/strong> (Love makes hero rat of tanker bum): Catharsis for a cheese-eater
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\"Lee<\/a>

Lee Cobb, Brando, Steiger: Hothead dickers with meathead; fathead looks on.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“With a Song in My Heart”<\/strong> (Saucy cripple croons, suffers, overacts): Hobbledehoyden
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\"Susan<\/a>

Susan Hayward as Jane Froman: Valiant, full-throated gimp lures nutjob Robert Wagner into her crutches.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Meet John Doe”<\/strong> (Capra thumps sugary populism tub . . . again<\/em>): Hooey, dewy and gooey
\n

\"Walter<\/a>

Walter Brennan, Gary Cooper, Sterling Holloway: Doe boys.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Blood and Sand”<\/strong> (Torero Ty repents his pride too late, pays): Schmaltz of the Toreadors
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\"Rita<\/a>

Rita Hayworth, Tyrone Power, Anthony Quinn: Two beauties, one beast.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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