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Mostly Mean-Spirited One-Liners<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

“The Theory of Everything”<\/strong> (Genius gets chair, yet refuses to die): Pretty, lame<\/p>\n

\"Charlie<\/a>

Charlie Cox to Eddie Redmayne: ‘Oy, Einstein — simplify this<\/span> equation: I’m shaggin’ yer missus!’<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Milk”<\/strong> (The Martyrdom of Saint Harvey): Fagiography<\/p>\n

\"Sean<\/a>

Sean Penn: Gay for pay. You’ll find Coca-Cola, junk foods and Twinkies in Aisle One, Mr White.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Silence of the Lambs”<\/strong> (Cannibal gives FBI leads and clues with his mouth full): Carrion doctor<\/p>\n

\"Anthony<\/a>

Cage free: Anthony Hopkins savors first bite of fresh-killed breast of turnkey.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Klute”<\/strong> (Killer stalks sulky call-girl Hanoi Jane; suspect list is phone book): ‘Tis Pity She’s a Bore<\/p>\n

\"Ho'<\/a>

Ho’ hum: Jane Fonda as Bree Daniels, the Full-Breasted Bummer.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Sweet Charity”<\/strong> (The Rape of Cabiria): Main Stem hippies according to Doc Simon<\/p>\n

\"Sammy<\/a>

Sammy Davis Jr & the Bob Fosse Frugsters. Doc Simon puts the deli in psychedelic.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“With Six You Get Eggroll”<\/strong> (Brady Bunch forerunner, and worse<\/em>): Doris Day’s last, thank God<\/p>\n

\"Six<\/a>

Six squaresville writers say these<\/span> are hippies: With Six You Get Assholes. Abandon all hip, ye who enter here!<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“Doctor Zhivago”<\/strong> (Russian lust upon the burning Spanish steppes): Carry on, Doctor!<\/p>\n

\"Julie<\/a>

Julie Christie, Omar Sharif: Time and again in Russia the mother\/Yuri and Lara bump into each other.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“My Fair Lady”<\/strong> (Tyrant toff turns hoyden into proper fucking lady): Irritable Vowel Syndrome<\/p>\n

\"Audrey<\/a>

Audrey Hepburn, Rex Harrison: The baggage says “the rain in Spain.”\/By George, it was an awful strain.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

“55 Days at Peking”<\/strong> (Boxer Rebellion or Chinese firedrill? You decide): Peking muck
\n

\"Elizabeth<\/a>

Hot and sour group: Elizabeth Sellars (I never!), David Niven (I say!), Robert Helpmann (I inscrutable), Chuckles Heston (I robot!), Countess Ava Gardner (Me thirsty!). Nobody no rikee. <\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Strike Up the Band”<\/strong> (Mickey, Judy put on show; Barn Again<\/em>!): Hum drum<\/p>\n

\"Rooney,<\/a>

Rooney, Garland: Soda jerks.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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