{"id":7487,"date":"2015-06-03T13:12:01","date_gmt":"2015-06-03T17:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/?p=7487"},"modified":"2015-06-18T15:46:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T19:46:16","slug":"flash-pans-spring-2015-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/?p=7487","title":{"rendered":"Flash Pans! (Spring, 2015 Edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mostly Mean-Spirited One-Liners<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

“Fifty Shades of Grey”<\/strong> (The Bookish Virgin and the Flog Prince): Beltschmerz
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\"Jamie<\/a>

Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson: Spanks for nothing!<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“The Guilt Trip”<\/strong> (Two huge egos suck air out of one little car; “No Exit” minus yuks): Oy ride
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\"Rogen,<\/a>

Rogen, Streisand: Hell on wheels. Inna mornin’, inna evenin’, Ain’t we not fun?<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“The Dreamers”<\/strong> (Student goes 69 with incestuous Frenchies in ’68): An American in Bare-Ass
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\"Michael<\/a>

Michael Pitt, Eva Green, Louis Garrel: International House of Boston Pancakes.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Basic Instinct”<\/strong> (Cop has fling with suspect): Cops and rubbers
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\"Sharon<\/a>

Sharon Stone: Taint Misbehavin’.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“My Own Private Idaho”<\/strong> (Stoner odyssey): Bud and sand
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\"River<\/a>

River Phoenix, Keanu Reeves: Tastes like chicken.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

Nine 1\/2 Weeks<\/strong> (Art and Boinking): Icky Sticky Kim and Mickey
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\"Basinger,<\/a>

Basinger, Rourke: Lust in the must.\/Slaps and pinches\/And 3 1\/2 inches.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Hello, Dolly!”<\/strong> (Babs frosts monstrous confection with her heavy hand): Goodbye, please!
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\"Babs<\/a>

It’s like eating an entire German chocolate cake lately dredged up from the Titanic; the picture sank faster.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“Cleopatra”<\/strong> (Ancient menage \u00e0 blah, as much fun as dying a lingering death): Pox Romana
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\"Taylor,<\/a>

Geezer and Cleopatra: Liz sleeps it off. Rex dreams on murther. Dick (out of frame) works on bourbon flush.<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

“The Grapes of Wrath”<\/strong> (With Hicks, You Get Dust Bowl): Joads to Perdition
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\"Jane<\/a>

Jane Darwell: “A woman c’n change better’n a man. A man lives sorta — well, in jerks. Grandpa loses a farm, that’s a jerk. He dies, and that’s a jerk. With a woman, it’s all in one flow, like a river, it goes right on. Woman looks at it thata way. An’ that’s why I et grandpa. My, but I was hongry. All right, then, let’s go t’Californy.”<\/strong><\/p><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mostly Mean-Spirited One-Liners “Fifty Shades of Grey” (The Bookish Virgin and the Flog Prince): Beltschmerz “The Guilt Trip” (Two huge egos suck air out of one little car; “No Exit” minus yuks): Oy ride “The Dreamers” (Student goes 69 with incestuous Frenchies in ’68): An American in Bare-Ass “Basic Instinct” (Cop has fling with suspect): […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[658,1423,1431,1415,138,1421,1413,1199,1414,1434,1427,1430,1422,1420,1429,1425,1428,1419,1432,406,1426,1417,1424,1418,1433,1416],"class_list":["post-7487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-barbra-streisand","tag-basic-instinct","tag-cleopatra","tag-dakota-johnson","tag-elizabeth-taylor","tag-eva-green","tag-fifty-shades-of-grey","tag-hello-dolly","tag-jamie-dornan","tag-jane-darwell","tag-keanu-reeves","tag-kim-basinger","tag-louis-garrel","tag-michael-pitt","tag-mickey-rourke","tag-my-own-private-idaho","tag-nine-12-weeks","tag-no-exit","tag-rex-harrison","tag-richard-burton","tag-river-phoenix","tag-seth-rogan","tag-sharon-stone","tag-the-dreamers","tag-the-grapes-of-wrath","tag-the-guilt-trip"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p40pmy-1WL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7487"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7826,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7487\/revisions\/7826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tr10023.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}